You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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