Dual....:-)
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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