Whod you bang
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We were destined to go to rehab together
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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