How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
my poor anus
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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