And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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