Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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