how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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