I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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