what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
