i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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