Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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