I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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