You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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