...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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