i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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