Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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