I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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