All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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