good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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