So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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