awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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