Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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