Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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