D3 body, D1 cock
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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