it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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