big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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