Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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