Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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