We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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