Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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