Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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