I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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