I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
send nudes
from the living room?
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