Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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