Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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