dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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