He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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