Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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