I just cut my nipple shaving
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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