You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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