why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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