glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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