we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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