If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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