Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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