you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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