she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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