I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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