just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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