so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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