My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You can't motorboat a personality
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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