This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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