So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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