i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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