And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
