I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
