break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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