I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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